::CHERNTZE.

Monday, April 30, 2007

某团体的新广告超废
看了会起鸡皮疙瘩
而且还不只是我
大家反应一致
我受不了了
广告太废
柠檬汁
拜托
是酸的
不是甜的
喝那么开心
其实整体不错
就是某人很碍眼
可爱的人就是可爱
但不可爱的请你别装
因为那真的很恶心
人家是天生可爱
你没那么幸运
所以不要充
你不适合
相信我
不过
也还好
我指广告
决不是说你
你不必抱希望
就光是你的存在
足已造成视线障碍
你不装可爱还不怎样
现在你竟然装可爱
你声音超级恶心
你长相很奇怪
你演技不好
你会走音
你很烂
重复
你很烂
听见了吗
不要来丢脸
回去找爸爸啦
爸爸会教你演戏
不要在这里装可爱
影响我们的听觉视觉
甚至会影响到食欲
哎哟拜托下啦你
你都几岁人了
还那么幼稚
竟不知道
装可爱
实是
女的废
男的则恶
你还是男的
你到底懂不懂
什么叫天生可爱
或者什么叫天生帅
你两者都不是嘛
你还真是失败
超级不爽你
很不爽你
不爽你
走开
走开啦
人家可爱
你一点也不
人家也有帅的
你更长得不怎样
人家会演戏会唱歌
你会吗你懂吗你识吗

chernTze

Friday, April 27, 2007

OH MY.
dadong lost his hp.
that's disaster...
photos... smses... and phone numbers...
IM GETTING SUPER WORRIED.

im now hoping that the hp was either:
1) dropped into the drain;
2) picked up by someone i know;
3) or. somehow it just come into my hands.

WHOA.
that's wrong.
but... still. haha. xD

hmm hmm. took my bio test ytd.
i think i screwed up le lor.
but aye forget it lah.
i never really think back abt the test after taking it.
順其自然吧。

IM GONNA MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG NEXT TERM.
let's see how long this statement i made here can last.
... i seriously doubt that it will last after 3 days.

chernTze

Sunday, April 22, 2007

take this test to see if you know me well enough.

and... if you think you REALLY DO know me well...
I suggest you take THIS ONE!!
It's an intermediate one. Not really difficult though. xD

chernTze

Friday, April 20, 2007

YAY.
i watched a few nice shows in these few days.

1. Prison Break by Wentworth Miller

2. 200 Pounds Beauty

they are damn cool.
at least prison break is. cos 2PB is more of a comedy.
i think the song 'Maria' in 2PB is super nice...
so im currently obsessed with it.
somemore its the female lead who sang it. :/
wow. pretty and so skillful in singing somemore.
cos maria is a very hard song to sing.

nvm. crap.
main point is prison break la.
im quite obsessed with green-eyed Wentworth Miller.
cos he is not only a genius in the show but in real life too.
and the character was damn shuai when he was planning all the escape from the prison.
whee.
but 不管怎样
i will still love flh as much. xD

chernTze

Monday, April 16, 2007

ah. *groans*
FEVER.
when was the last time when i had fever?
a few years ago, i think. :/

RECORD BROKEN.

AND nothing could be worse le
than a person having fever getting caught in a heavy rain
which was what i just went through

story goes like this.

on one fine day, cherntze having a fever of 38 degreesC went to the clinic
but suay cherntze went there when the doctor and nurses were having lunch
so suay cherntze went walking around giddily along rail mall.
went into cold storage, out of it, then into a stuffy coffeeshop, sat right beside to the stove and had her lunch.
meaning, 极端 temperature change of 热-冷-热.
then after that
finally
the doctor and nurses came back
and she finally got to see the doc, get her medicine and mc

but OH
倾盆大雨.

cherntze felt very SUAY.
so she stoned there for a long time

无情的雨啊
就这么啪嗒、啪嗒地
狠狠地打落在衰人的身上
可是衰人并没有想起
自己可是发烧中的病人

so.
finally i reached to the bus stop (walked in the rain)
and boarded 171 back to nanyang.
BUT
the air-conditioning on the bus seemed abit de too... strong le ba
so there suay cherntze was, shivering on the bus
for... 20+ mins ba.

冷风吹啊吹
像冰雹、像利刃
一根根地扎进了衰人的身子里
衰人很无助
可是
因为衰人是衰人
所以
没有人帮她
衰人就这么可怜地
捱过了巴士上的煎熬
终于
抵达了目的地
衰人还摔了一跤

now im having a bad headache.
还一直打喷嚏。
OMG.
IM FEELING REAL SUAY RIGHT NOW.

谁来救救衰人啊~

chernTze

Thursday, April 12, 2007

just why are ppl getting more and more stressed nowadays?
being stressed is an option
which you chose to be
so dont complain

but still.
dont la. it's just like the 匕首
which hurts yourselves
and hurts ppl at the same time

just, ppl
dont worry too much.

CHEER UP!!

can ba.
just a very simple request.
yes, now it's a request.

stress management time!
GO PPL!!

(oh. what a motivating post.*)

chernTze

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT
NY CONCERT BAND GOT GOLD FOR SYF!!
*applause*
yay. grats to peisan and jo!! xD
and... yeah. grats to me!
cos band ppl were the most stressed ones
and now that they got satisfying results
I FEEL VERY RELIEVED TOO. HAHA.

alright. now.
some little incidents over the past few days.

MAIN TOPIC: chem kuo's irritating examples
yes. chem kuo. he likes to use examples in real life
so that his students can understand better.
it did help, yes, and chem lessons are nvr boring.
BUT
why the example hor, always use our table one ah?!

EXAMPLE ONE
kuo: so now we are talking abt this substance which is extremely corrosive.
[takes my water bottle without any hesitation, shows to class]
so now, if i were to take this whole bottle of acid of pH0, and-
[acts like he was pouring the water onto yihong's face]
-POUR IT on yihong's face, what will happen? [with a normal sien face]
[murmuring of answers]
...YES, it will start to corrode yihong's face, and maybe arm also...
...
leaving yihong sitting with a really startled look
and me laughing till 臉部肌肉僵硬.

EXAMPLE TWO
kuo: so this is covalent bonding. hmm... let's see.. [looking for examples-to-be]
alright, now for example, yihong and cherntze shares a stapler-
*yh and me startled - stone*
kuo: and- who's the bully?
[majority agreement] YI~HONG~
kuo: okay. [smirks at yihong] so one day, yihong as the big bully
decided to take the stapler home. so cherntze's left with nothing right?
[scattered nods] *me with a 'wth...' look, yh already stoning*
kuo: continues his 得意之作 the yihong-cherntze-stapler-bond story.
AND IT IS STILL BEING USED DURING CHEM LESSONS THESE DAYS.

EXAMPLE THREE
kuo: ... acids... water... bases and alkalis...
yihong: [apparently stoning- again] ...
kuo: ... so singapore rain is pH4... wah u think ah...
yihong: *suddenly* 亞綸好可愛哦!! X3 [hits me]
me: *痛* ouch!
AND THE SUAY-EST PART IS
(i) kuo was standing right in front of yihong and cherntze
(ii) kuo was abt to take a deep breath and continues on talking when yh hit me-
meaning, the loud '啪' was heard very clearly

[silence for 3 secs] *亦虹隱隱察覺大事不妙*
kuo: [searches around our table] ... [takes a hole-puncher from jo's table]
[walks to yihong's table, 要打下去了-]

"DICTIONARY!!"
*i think it came from someone right at the back*

*愣*
kuo: [slowly puts down hole-puncher, takes dictionary]
[walks back to yihong's desk, taps her head with dict lightly]

"ooh...*disappointed sighs*"

[silence]
[laughter breaks out]

now kuo's getting really amused by the fact that so many ppl wants to see yh getting hit
kuo: really arh? [假裝大力揮下，結果還是只是輕輕地打一下]
yihong arh. wl.

SUAY.

chernTze

Thursday, April 05, 2007

A WUZUN SKIN.
half-completed.
if possible will upload it onto blogskins.com next week.
aye. wuzun.
NVM.
in fact, i had wanted to make an arron one,
followed by calvin's, then chun's.
...
...
NVM. i love fahrenheit. yeah.

found out that cute old mr khoo is DAMN PRO.
不仅上知天文，下知地理
他竟然还通晓娱乐！

that day, during maths lesson.
khoo: ...so, since the graph cuts the x-axis at...
chang: [from her table] psst! psst!

hong: [turns over] [receives msg to turn to next page of notes]
hong: [turns to next page] [震惊] [hits me hard]

me: ouch! WHAT?! [receives msg to turn to next page of notes]
me: [turns over] [非常震惊] [hits jo hard]

jo: ouch! WHAT?! [receives msg to turn to next page of notes]
jo: [turns over] [超级震惊] AHH!! [covers face]
...

page of notes.

we had always been trying our best to link our schoolwork with fahrenheit
so that we can learn more efficiently
but that was our VERY FIRST TIME
when the link came SO DIRECTLY
that it gave us a really big shock
...
so there we were, the three of us sitting in the middle and the front-most
covering our faces

somehow khoo noticed us. (okay he who does not is definitely blind)
"girls? what happened?"
somehow he found out that the secret lies on the next page.
"hmm. now i know." *smiles confidently*
somehow he didn't seem convincing to us. 代沟问题 maybe？
[3 of us lift heads to look at him]

"...you have your favourite boyband name on the page, is it?"

AND THIS TIME, FOR REAL
WE WERE REALLY SHOCKED.
震-惊！

"hmm. now i know how to get u girls interested.
i shall put some more examples like this. eh... like, jay chou?"

-冷- *shivers*

"oh-maybe not, then. haha."

and cute old mr khoo continued his lesson.
uh.

NOW im trying very hard to add some fahrenheit-related elements
into the annual assessment book cover design.
heard that it will be used for many years onwards.
HAHA. *evilly*

FAHRENHEIT!!

chernTze

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

PPL. JIAYOU FOR SYF!!

sigh. like, what else can i say?
ppl around me are mostly in performing arts CCA
modern dance, band, CO, chinese dance, blahs. :/
and im in sports cca.
am i supposed to be the one who is cheering the loudest
when they are feeling really stressed?
YEAH I THINK I SHOULD. :D

*snatches keyboard*
hihi peisan here(: SYF coming le. HOW???!!!
*gives back keyboard*

the above is one example of someone really stressed over SYF.
now peisan is resting her whole head on the table, tears sparkling in her eyes.
FINE. I SHALL BE THE ONE WHO CHEERS THEM ON.

ppl are starting to cry all over the place
just because of SYF.
esp when this is happening in nanyang.
ppl cry because THEY DID NOT GET GWH.
Gold With Honours.
gwh - gold - silver - bronze.

then what happens to those who get bronze?
jump off the cliff?

OOH.
one week before their SYF and they are so stressed that it bothers me.
JIAYOU LA.
TRUST YOURSELF, DON'T GET STRESSED.
WHEN U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, YOU CAN DO IT.

*band ppl are complaining to me that they don't have GWH standard.
*HOW?!
*eh. - realizes that i cnt do anything abt it.
*so what am i supposed to do. panic with them?

OR.
just wait to see their results?
then when some band section go and celebrate i 厚脸皮 go and join them?
GOOSH.

SYF's making some person in sports cca very troubled.

chernTze